Dear middle aged woman walking her elderly mother down the street in 2003,
I’m sorry that Poof and I thought it would be funny to throw a water balloon at you while driving 40mph by you. Im sorry that it pelted you, old granny, square in the face. From afar, you two viewed as middle school aged kids that would have loved to been cooled off an a hot summer evening. As f*%^ed up as it is, it was a great left hook out of the driver side window. I hope you survived!