- The Monster-Under-the-Bed
Sorry I scared you. I only hide under your bed because it’s warm & snug. Srsly, I don’t mean to frighten you and I try not to snore, but I can’t really help it due to my nasal congestion. I’m sorry about all your missing socks; it’s just they’re very tasty, especially when they haven’t been washed for a few days. They go quite well with dust bunnies & dried parsley. I try to go to the toilet when you’re asleep, but I know you’ve woken up a couple of times and seen me – soz. Anyway, I quite like it under your bed, so I’ll be here a while. Love and kisses.