- not so tanned
Dear Body Minut’ Tanning Boutique ,
I knew I had to pee sooo badly but entered anyway. Please understand I really wanted to try the tanning bed. I’m sorry I didn’t ask for the toilets. I’m sorry I peed in the tanning bed. I’m sorry I fled the crime scene after failing to clean it. And I’m sorry my tan was splotchy and terrible. However, don’t worry, I’ll never come back.