Dear Body Minut’ Tanning Boutique ,

I knew I had to pee sooo badly but entered anyway. Please understand I really wanted to try the tanning bed. I’m sorry I didn’t ask for the toilets. I’m sorry I peed in the tanning bed. I’m sorry I fled the crime scene after failing to clean it. ¬†And I’m sorry my tan was splotchy and terrible. ¬†However, don’t worry, I’ll never come back.

- not so tanned

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