Dear high school kid that I tutor,
You’re dumber than crap… so dumb, in fact, that special education would not be “special” enough for you.   Additionally, I know teenage girls are desperate and not so smart, but I SERIOUSLY doubt that you are getting as much play as you claim you are…including from the prostitutes you said you got.  Let’s be honest, who’s going to screw the special kid?  I’ve tried, but I sincerely doubt ANYONE can help you.  Srsly sorry.

- Your Tutor

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