- The Pilgrims
Dear Native Americans,
Thanks for welcoming us onto your land a few hundred years back. Thanks for teaching us how to farm the soil, and getting us through those cold winters. Thanks for everything really, not sure we would have made it without you. Sorry that we showed our appreciation by systematically stealing your land, killing your people, destroying your beautiful culture, and delivering you into alcoholism and gambling addictions. Srsly though, Happy Thanksgiving!