The last thing I wanted to do was take a dump at your house. Seriously. So you can imagine how desperate I was when I got hit with the urge that night we were watching a movie. It was only the third time I’d even been over. Now try to imagine my fear when the damn toilet stopped up. Seriously sorry that you don’t keep a plunger in your bathroom, and seriously sorry that I freaking bailed. You’ll never see me again.