- nathan k
Dear Torty the Turtle,
You were the class pet in fourth grade. I’m really sorry that I took you out of the cage and poured a bunch of salt on you behind the portable. It was a dare and all the “cool kids” were watching me. I guess it didn’t make me that cool when I ran off crying. To this day I regret what I did to you. I’m sorry that we left you out there, and you dried up and died. Srsly, Torty, I miss you. At least I didn’t turn into a serial killer like that other kid in class.