Dear Roommate,

Our walls our paper thin, and I know you and your boyfriend try to be quiet when you hook-up, but I can hear everything.  I’m not that sorry, but sometimes I pleasure myself to sound of you two getting it on.  I’ll never tell you, but I secretly wish you were the kind of couple who were into threesomes.  Srsly.

- your kinky and a little bi-curious roommate

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