Dear Kyle, my straight-roommate,

We shared a small studio apt in college, and you knew I was gay.  Still, I’m sorry that I secretly drugged you with ambien one night so I could have sex with this cute guy I met.  On your bed.  Srsly sorry.

- Scotty

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