Dear Elise,

I literally woke up to find myself taking a sh*t in your shower. Yah, drunk sleep shitting, sounds unbelievable I know. Anyways, I had no other option but to turn on the shower and try to mush it down the drain. But it wasn’t working, and the drain clogged, and the shower started flooding! … After a while I got it, but the smell coming up from the drain probably never left! ┬áHaha, srsly sorry that you hooked up with a sleep shitter, sorry I desecrated your bathroom, and sorry about all that racket coming from your bathroom at three in the morning.

- Travis

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