Dear Wommack,

I totally hid in your closet when I knew you were gonna hookup with that one Melissa chick.  I’m not sorry at all for being super creepy and watching you eat her out.  I am sorry that I got stuck in there all night because you two stayed up talking forever.  I slept with my face in a shoe.

- Jeffrey

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