- the Girl from Luxembourg
Dear random Dutch guy,
I know we didn’t mean to get ridiculously drunk and horny, and I’m seriously sorry you then cheated on your girlfriend. I was visiting a friend and he warned me you were taken, but when you leaned in to kiss me I wasn’t able to stop you, I mean I was leaving the next day! It just isn’t humanly possible to resist temptation to that extent. But yeah: srsly sorry.