- Better than you Banker
Dear 90% of Americans,
Sorry that we make $500,000 bonuses and you get $10 gift cards to Applebee’s from your bosses. Guess what, maybe you should work at a hedge fund, like me. Its easy to make a crap-ton of money when you can just create it yourself, srsly, out of thin air, instead of actually producing any products or coming up with any ideas. Man my life is sweet.