Dear Obviously Homophobic friend of Carrie’s,

Listen, just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I want to hook up with every guy I see. You made it awkward for everyone with your rude whispers about how you didn’t want me “hittin’ on ya.” Get over yourself, you are a short, pudgy, east Texas douche-bag.

- Jeremy

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