Srsly Sorry Penis, I’ve abused you for far too long. I’ve been rubbing you raw, and I never use hand lotion. Wish I could say I will be giving you a nice, warm, moist place to hang out in soon, but it’s just not that easy. Srsly sorry.

- anonyman

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