- Retaliation is Salty
Dear D*ckhead from the mall,
I watched you pull into the space next to mine, scrape the crap out of my car, and then pull out and park in another spot. Not cool man. Well, srsly sorry but, I waited til you got out of your car and left, then stuffed the rest of my McDonalds french fries into your gas tank. How’s the car driving?