Dear Jason,

We were roommates, I didn’t have a computer, you did. Srsly sorry that on nights when we got wasted, I would sneak into you room to watch porn and masturbate while you were passed out on the bed right next to your desk. I was drunk and horny, you never woke up, thank god, cuz that would have been really awkward.

- anonymous

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