Dear Valentine’s Day,

Srsly, f$#@ you and your romantic propaganda. Sorry that I am not rich, and cannot afford to take my girlfriend out for expensive dinners and horse-carriage rides through the park.  Thanks for brainwashing my girlfriend, and making me look bad, again.

- Jerrod

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