Dear funkyb1tchwh0r3 ex-gf,

Kinda sorry I broke up and said it was because of your vag, but srsly, that sh*t smelled like a dirty senior diaper filled with curry flavored b-dubs wings dipped in an unwiped ass. Ick. Srsly, douche, do some sit-ups, get a face lift and nose job, and see a psychiatrist.

- Grossed Out Ex

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