Dear Chrisy,
SRSLY sorry for not putting down the toilet seat when you had diarrhea last week. You cried while you were stuck in your own feces for two minutes in the bowl. Had I known you would get up at 3 o’clock in the morning to relieve your bowels, I would have double checked.

- Lionel

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