Dear Wife,

Srsly sorry that I tell you I make 40k a year when I actually make 45k and store the extra 5 in a separate account. I gotta have my reserves for my after work whiskeys with the boys!  When I tell you I only had one whiskey, I actually mean 4 or 5 whiskeys.  I’m just good at faking sober around you.  Love ya babe!

- anonymous husband

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