Dear Jill,

You were my first real girlfriend, and we loved to get hot and heavy. ┬áSrsly sorry that I couldn’t wait to get you alone at that concert, so I convinced you to hook up with me in a port-o-potty. That was a terrible, terrible, terrible mistake.

- Kevin

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