Dear Driver’s Seat of my car,

I reaaaaallllly had to take a dump on that trip home to Dallas, and I was late, and there were no gas stations appearing anywhere.  Srsly sorry that I literally pooped my pants, and my seat, instead of pulling over and pooping in the bushes or something.  In retrospect, it made no sense at all.

- the pooper

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