- a crazy girl who doesn't mind the label one bit
Dear Ambiguously “Heterosexual” 30+ Year Old Man,
I’m srlsy sorry that you are having trouble accepting your homosexuality. It’s quite obvious to everyone else, and we’re okay with it, so you can stop trying to prove your manliness by calling every girl you hook up with “crazy” and “desperate” just to reaffirm your own sex appeal. Maybe the reason women drive you nuts is BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY. Accept it, please, for the sake of all women everywhere.