To my roommates new little puppy,

You are adorable all day long, but when you cry all through the night, shit in my room, and chew up my sandals, all I want to do is punch you so hard in your cute little puppy face. ¬†Oh I just wanna mush your face so hard… Sorry, but I just might.

- your friend

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