Charlie Sheen,

I heard that you want to have a third woman living with you and that you’ve tried but had no luck on that. You also said that ‘if anyone could manage juggling lots of women, it would be me.’ Sorry son, but that was actually me, I’ve had 3 Goddesses living with me, and my own show made because of them. I was winning before you were even a tickle in your daddy’s ball sack.

- Hugh Hefner

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