Dear big bro,

Sorry about that time when we were kids, and you were trying to be tough, telling me to punch you in your rock-hard abs, but my aim was off.  I swung as hard as I could, and connected straight on with your balls.  You crumpled like aluminum foil in a microwave.  I hope you can still have kids some day!

- Madison

Comment on Apology

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>