Dear Freshmen 15,

Fine, you got me, you win. I never thought it would happen to me, but I just looked at a picture of myself from high school, and 15 pounds really does make a difference.  Srsly sorry boys, but I’m too drunk to care about a little bit of pudge.  I have an inkling that you feel the same way.

- a totally liberated college girl

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