Dear Hot Chicks at the Pool,
Sorry about my backne (that’s back + acne). I don’t wanna sound lame, but I totally saw you checking me out… from the front. Then I bent down to get me towel, and I was thinking about saying hi to you, but I saw your face and the awkward pause when you knew that I saw the expression you made. Srsly, sorry about my disgusting backne.