Dear bloated BF,

Srsly sorry that I snuck a bottle of gas-x into your bathroom drawer.  I figured that way you would get the point, and I wouldn’t have to openly call you out for farting during sex every time.  Love ya.

- sensitive nosed girlfriend

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