- Chris Tius
Dear Buddy, my first dog,
I was 6 years old, and I loved you lots. I loved you sooooo much I wanted to do everything with you, and I just wanted you to be happy. You were a little wiener dog, and you were probably the coolest wiener dog to have ever lived. Well, I am srsly sorry that I contributed to your chocolatey death. First off, I gave you a ton of it as treats, then I accidentally left the entire bag sitting on the back porch. You simply couldn’t resist gorging yourself on the delicious chocolate. My parents found you hours later, motionless in a pool of your own vomit… Sleep well my friend, sleep well.