Dear Dad,

I am happy that you are back in the dating game after so long, but I just don’t feel comfortable being your wing-man.  It’s just weird hearing you talk about girls half your age as potential ‘hook-ups’ and ‘super-babes’.  Plus, imagining you actually getting lucky creeps me out a bit. Srsly sorry.

- your son, aka, wingman

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