- anonymous in San Francisco
Dear Homeless Man on 4th and Folsom,
I swear to God you get a kick out of shitting in the middle of the sidewalk. I know the difference between dog poos and human poos, and what I so tragically stepped in the other night, in my favorite boots, was definitely a human shit. It was on your turf, so I blame you homeless man. Srsly sorry that you are homeless, but corner up next time!