Dear Homeless Man on 4th and Folsom,

I swear to God you get a kick out of shitting in the middle of the sidewalk.  I know the difference between dog poos and human poos, and what I so tragically stepped in the other night, in my favorite boots, was definitely a human shit.  It was on your turf, so I blame you homeless man.  Srsly sorry that you are homeless, but corner up next time!

- anonymous in San Francisco

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