Srsly sorry that you told me you loved me while we were having sex, three weeks into our casual dating spree. Sorry that my response was to whisper something in-audible in your ear, quietly get up, go to the bathroom, and silently finish the job there. Sorry that I told you I didn’t know what to say, and left. And sorry that I never took you out again, but c’mon, three weeks into a college relationship…. that’s a bit crazy.