- your old roomy
Last winter, I got super high and ate the cupcakes your girlfriend brought over. I then woke up to find cupcake frosting all over the couch, which is also yours. I then went into my room, passed out, and got up to leave for Christmas vacation. To this day I deny any cupcake eating, or couch frosting had anything to do with me. I am a sweet-toothed high selfish bastard, and I know it. Srsly sorry.