- your old business partner
Dear Business Partner,
Taking a plea deal for being involved in a child porn distribution ring is not something you can brush off. Thanks for wasting a year of my life and destroying our legitimate business by changing your name and hiding all that information from me. There are some things in life you just can’t escape from, kiddie porn is one of those things. Sorry we had to have security escort you out of the building, kicking and screaming. I am mostly srsly sorry to myself for not doing a more thorough background check…. Kiddie porn ruins lives.