Dear Australian Beauty,

I am srsly sorry that I gave you a fake number, and a fake name that night last summer. ┬áBut thank God I did because the condom broke, and I didn’t want to be around to see what the outcome of that was. ┬áScore 1 for international alias’s, score 0 for girls who pull one night stands with international travelers.

- B.K.

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