Dear Mom,

Srsly sorry that I used to use my dirty undershirts to masturbate into. I’m sure you picked up on what I was doing, because you did my laundry for me every week, and probably noticed a strange frequency to my crusty white tees. ¬†Thanks for never saying anything.

- Jake L.

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