Dear GF,

Sorry that you thought I was wacking off in bed when actually I just had a wet dream.  No, I was not dreaming of you.  Yes, it is your fault that I had a wet dream in the first place.  You’ve been “too tired” for like three weeks.  Srsly sorry.

- jon

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