Dear young parents in Alamo Square Park,

Srsly sorry that my dog starting humping your young toddler in the park.  It was the leash free zone, and I wasn’t really paying attention.  Your kid was playing with my dog, apparently my dog thought it was more than friendship.  Hope your child isn’t scarred for life!

- H.L.

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