Dear One Night Stand,

I am seriously sorry for the condom that was accidentally attached to my shoe as I departed last night. I did not mean for it to be dragged down the stairs and end up drowning in the middle of your living room floor. I am truly, utterly, seriously sorry! You are too kind to have let me back in to snag my wallet 2 days later.

- Condom Condor

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