Dear Irina and Alina,
I thought y’all were dimes at the strip club.  Y’all’s Russian culture turned me on.  We got really close but I stopped calling after I realized y’alls vaginas smelled worse than spoiled tuna fish.  I can never look at y’all the same way and it’s my fault for exploring your “Russian Culture.”

- Colin

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