- John K
Jeanne, September of last year on our date,
Sorry, we were enjoying some pizza, and I thought you had gotten some on your face. I told you about it, so you wiped your cheek, but it was still there. I told you to wipe again, and again, and one more time before I tried to wipe it off for you. It turns out that pizza was actually your acne. I wiped your cheek too hard, and the acne started oozing. I know you saw the look on my face. Gross… and embarrassing, for you that is.