- Step Mom-in-Law
Dear Douche Bag Step Son-in-law,
I used your toothbrush to clean the toilet and then soaked it in the dirty fish tank water while you were sleeping/passed out. Your abusive behavior towards my step daughter and alcoholism/drug addictions needed to be rewarded. Oh, and the yummy twice baked potatoe I served you that you gobbled right up??? Had cat sh*t in it. Not that sorry.