- Kilfgore Trout
Dear Grandma and Grandpa,
Being a poor student, $50 seemed like a fortune at the time, so I had to take the bet. But yeah, sorry for shaving my eyebrows off before the first giant family wedding in a decade or two. I mean at least it made a good conversation starter, right? Also, sorry to the substitute teacher who thought I was pissed at her all day after some friends drew angry eyebrows on me.