Dear future hubby,
Remember that folder on your external hard drive with all the naughty pics of all the women you’ve ever dated?  The one you explicitly told me not to look in?  I looked through it the next day while you were at work. Sorry but, you will be deleting it, now that we’re going to get married and all.

- your loving wife-to-be

Dear my Ex GF,

Sorry for imagining I was pounding your cute roommate every time we had sex during the last 4 months of our relationship. I came close once, but at least I never let her name slip out.  I should have dated her instead.

- Ex BF

Dear Kaz,

Sorry for your ex cheating on you. No offense, but I’d cheat on you too.  You smell bad, and you have more of a moustache than he does.

- Sammi

Dear my boyfriend’s roomate,
Not that sorry that I invited your “girlfriend” over to the house when you were cheating on her that night, you’re kind of a moron.  I intend to take her out next weekend and introduce her to my really awesome and hot best friend. I hope you get the clap.

- Your Roommates Girlfriend

Dear Boyfriend,
I would like to apologize in advance for any actions that may take place this weekend on the bachelorette trip I am taking, but seriously…we haven’t had sex in two months, and we LIVE together. Maybe soon you’ll get your “groove” back…

- horny girlfriend

Dear Boyfriend,

You wanted me to tell you to come over to my place to find me wet and naked from my shower, and all hot and bothered, and all ready for you.  Sorry but, selfishly, you haven’t touched me in any way for weeks now, while you’ve gotten countless bj’s.  Sorry I told you that I was going to do it, didn’t, and you got blue balls. Srsly sorry, sweetums.

- Emily

Dear innocent bible study girl,
Sorry I stole your boyfriend in the 9th grade Jenny.  You were nice. But seriously…I was way hotter.

- Hot Cheerleader

Dear amazing and awesome boyfriend,
I’m sorry that I had sex with another dude because I wasn’t getting any from you. I love you, but I’m a girl who just wants to f*%#.

- anonymous

To my girlfriend,

Sorry I lied about all the sex I’ve had with other girls, even though you asked me directly.  Also, I may have exaggerated about that whole “me wearing a condom thing”

- Anonymous