- KERMIT the FROG
Lets be honest, you’re a pudgy face, and I’m a star. If there’s one rule I stick to, it’s NO FATTIES. It will never happen, srry.
- DISNEY ANIMATORS
We slipped in a bunch of penises and boners throughout the films like you asked. Sorry we couldn’t fit more, we just thought some of your suggestions were way too obvious.
- Rick Sanchez
Dear Jon Stewart,
Sorry about our little mix up. Let’s grab a knish and put this behind us. Oh, you forgot your wallet… ahem. jew. ahem… no, no, I didn’t say that, I said “phew!” We’ll just put it on the CNN account, they own all the knish bakeries in NYC anyways… Right?