Dear Jews,

Soooooooooooooooooooooo, what happened, happened………  But I’m really not that kind of guy. I don’t know how things got so out of hand.  I guess I was just mad because you didn’t like the pork sandwich I made you.  I mean verdammen!. It’s the king of meats!  Es tut mir leid.  Srry.

- Adolf

Harry,

Sorry I fucked with you these last seven years.  Broke your nose.  Tried to Avada Kedavra you.  This list seems endless.  I had a lot of teen angst.  Hope you understand!  :) Sincerely yours.

- Draco

Dear teary eyed Native Americans,

Sorry we stole your land and destroyed your culture.  But hey, at least we gave you some team names!  Go Chiefs!

- AMERICA