Dear Morgan,
Sorry that I submitted what you did to seriously sorry.  I really didn’t think anyone actually got on this site since it’s new, but now everyone knows your business.  I mean it could be a different Nikkie.  She can’t be the only one that spells her name like that right??? Just deny deny deny. Please don’t kill me. I love you.

- Nicole (hopefully still your best friend)

Scott -
Sorry I send all of our guests to your bathroom to take shits.  Thanks for cleaning the kitchen this morning!

- Allie

Dear college roommate,
Sorry my ringtone was the polyphonic version on Fallout Boy’s “Sugar We’re Going Down” for an entire year. That must have f*cking sucked.

- lacey